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I think this is the most American thing I’ve ever read.

I… don’t know what I just read

“If we take the Viagra out of the chocolate, it wouldn’t be boner chocolate, now would it?!”

I’d settle for them getting fined for every locked bootloader.

I don’t trust Microsoft with my temp folder, what makes you think I’m going to trust it with my medical data? In case there’s any ambiguity left in that: no, I do not, and will never, trust Microsoft with this data, nor with any other personal, personal adjacent, identifiable, personal, or private data. Period. Hard stop.

Legit made me laugh!

Deloitte? Lol. My past employer was audited by them, and passed. There is absolutely no way we should have passed. I was flummoxed when I read the report. Since then, any time I see a security or privacy audit by Deloitte, I just assume the company being audited would actually fail a bare-minimum audit.

Because the previous versions of windows were for the customer (you), and the current version of windows is for the product (also you).

We need a better solution than a script reliant on a megacorpo service

…then don’t wear a t-shirt with the mascot…

So… the advertiser is Microsoft, and the malware is Windows 11 Pro. Ohh I’m so surprised

https://archive.ph/DrZzk

Create a custom notification sound for this app.

Laws are different in different places, but I’ve never read that a deauth attack is illegal, as long as (and this part is important) you don’t try to hijack the packets being sent [or inject your own packets].

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Why? Some people like living on the edge.

Or disabled and unable to sweep :(

Sorry about your mom btw

Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, “would an idiot do that?” and if they would, I do not to that thing.

• Dwight Schrute