• Winter_Oven@piefed.social
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    4 days ago

    of course santa’s delivering the cat’s christmas wish, unfortunately the wish was a shipload of fish, and santa got arrested for eco-terroism while delivering it.

    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol
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      4 days ago

      Nah, he just had too much eggnog and forgot he doesn’t know how to drive a manual transmission. He should have stuck with the sleigh and let the reindeer drive but the van had refrigeration and he gets sick from the smell of warm fish.