NullPointerException@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoChuck Norris, action hero and ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ star, has died | CNNwww.cnn.comexternal-linkmessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down117
arrow-up1102arrow-down1external-linkChuck Norris, action hero and ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ star, has died | CNNwww.cnn.comNullPointerException@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square14linkfedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down6·1 day agoInsert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
minus-squareGsus4@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down5·edit-21 day agoChuck Norris only dies so he can double kick the ass of bad guys on the other side too! PS: oh, oh, I got another one: Chuck Norris died to go meet his look-alike and tell him to stop impersonating him :D
minus-squareWanderingThoughts@europe.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 day agoThe world is being overrun by demons right now because Chuck Norris just arrived in hell. It explains the current state of the world.
Insert Chuck Norris joke about being immortal here.
Chuck Norris only dies so he can double kick the ass of bad guys on the other side too!
PS: oh, oh, I got another one: Chuck Norris died to go meet his look-alike and tell him to stop impersonating him :D
The world is being overrun by demons right now because Chuck Norris just arrived in hell. It explains the current state of the world.