That reflection is wrong. He has his head between his legs in the mirror.
I prefer natural colored ones.
I never cared to bleach my anus. I figured a guy was lucky enough to be looking at it. What is the reason you wanted to bleach it?
I don’t like how the skin there is darker than the surrounding area. It just looks mismatched to me. I’d rather it be a pretty pink like my pussy, lol.
How do you even know what it looks like?
by looking at it, lol
Did you even see the post
Ah, right. Good point.
Are you interested in laser hair removal or any other skincare treatments? They can laser off your butt crack hairs so you don’t have to shave them or worry about dreaded infected follicles
my skin + hair color (light + light) combo is not suitable for laser hair removal. i just get waxed regularly.
How long does anal bleaching last? Will you have to get it re-bleached in the future?
laser specifically: it’s not permanent. a touch-up is recommended every 6-12 months to maintain the results.
What is the reason you wanted to bleach it?
Justh white supremacy stuff 🤷🏻
Kidding, of course. If you want a white asshole, you can just express empathy for anyone not white, and one will appear 🤷🏻
Anyone can bleach their anus if they wanted to, its not a racial thing. If anything, the desire to do so would be body dysmorphia, as its an individuals choice due to feeling like their body doesnt look how they want it to. I am all for shitting on white supremacists but unless you have information that links anal bleaching to white supremacy in some form this just seems like you put the cart before the horse.
Anyone can bleach their anus if they wanted to, its not a racial thing
I know. It was a joke.
am all for shitting on white supremacists
Good.
but unless you have information that links anal bleaching to white supremacy in some form this just seems like you put the cart before the horse.
Or, you know, a joke.
I even explicitly included the words “kidding, of course” ffs!
You did say
Kidding, of course.
but immediately followed it up with
If you want a white asshole, you can just express empathy for anyone not white, and one will appear 🤷🏻
which lead me to believe the joke part was unrelated to anal bleaching and the intended joke was Ha, aren’t white supremesists stupid and annoying? which, yeah they are. The topic of white supremacy in and of itself is completely unrelated and shoehorned into the conversation though.
Saying “Kidding”, making people think you aren’t being serious that bleaching your anus is a white supremacist behavior, and then saying “White Supremists will show up if youre empathetic to a non-white” subverts that expectation and re-enforces the idea that you believe anal bleaching is white supremacist behavior.
If the joke was supposed to be set up in a way where you did not actually believe anus bleaching was white supremacist behavior, it was structured poorly. The first part where you said
Justh white supremacy stuff 🤷🏻
wasn’t really even a joke. You weren’t set up to say that and subvert expectations within the context. I’m sure such a joke couldve worked here, but the way it was executed was doomed to fail. Kind of like white supremacists.
which lead me to believe the joke part was unrelated to anal bleaching and the intended joke was Ha, aren’t white supremesists stupid and annoying
You got it backwards: I was joking about anal bleaching and serious about white supremacists being stupid and annoying, though my way of expressing the latter was intentionally flippant for levity 😁
The topic of white supremacy in and of itself is completely unrelated and shoehorned into the conversation though.
That’s part of the joke: going off on a true but completely unrelated tangent that supposes the first part of the comment to be true. Just committing to/building on the bit.
Part of the humor was in the going back and forth between pretending that I think that the two things are related and making clear that I don’t.
I admit that it’s a bit complex as far as joke structure goes, but most of the other people reading seems to have either gotten it or just ignored it and moved on rather than lecture me on having fun wrong.
It didnt come off to me as not believing that anal bleaching =/= white supremacy.
The reason I responded was because I thought it was misinformation. The lecture was because I wanted to get the point across that it will confuse people, and I was personally worried some people may just blindly believe the answer without critical thought. Misinformation kills.
I do want you to have fun though. All people against white supremacists deserve to have fun.
It didnt come off to me as not believing that anal bleaching =/= white supremacy
You have made that (over-)abundantly clear by now.
All people against white supremacists deserve to have fun.
Do they also offer darkening if I want to go the opposite direction?
Just stop wiping /j
Stick an UV flashlight between your butt cheeks for a day
Bidet
Seems they took his ahole away completely.
That’ll happen sometimes. Usually sorts itself out after a couple weeks.
“I’m gonna tear you a new asshole!”
“Oh thank god! I was getting backed up and it’s starting to hurt.”
here, you can have it.
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if you don’t know what that is:
A female human displaying a bleached anus
… I was not prepared for a bleached butthole picture on Wikipedia – obviously I should have known what I getting into when clicking on it.
A female human?
hahaha
having a pink butthole is something I’ve wanted for a while.
now that I’m an adult, I can finally get it done professionally.
I had my first laser session on the 23rd last month, and it usually takes 3-6 sessions.
Is it like tattooing pink onto your butthole?
no, nothing is tattooed.
the laser simply reduces excess pigment so the skin appears lighter.
Like mole removal? Wouldn’t that leave your butthole all bloody?
no, it’s much gentler than mole removal.
the laser just breaks down excess pigment in the skin, it doesn’t cut anything, so you wouldn’t expect bleeding.
Thanks, this was a more intimate exchange than I was expecting to have with a stranger on a Monday morning
Jenni Blaze, for research purposes of course.
While that’s very attractive looking anus in the picture, I don’t really understand the effort
Whatever makes one happy I guess
Damn, that really is a nice anus!
Dang, my skin is far too dark to consider something like this. It’d just look weird.
apparently pornstars did it while back.
I thought I had seen everything on the Internet, but I have not seen a black woman with a white asshole.
I guess this it what it feels like to have purpose in life.
I have not seen a black woman with a white asshole.
Bazinga
I legit never thought about waxing my crack. This is a game changer!
It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.
Not to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I’m generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.
You have far less body hair than me.
A better reply I’m now thinking of is “naw, my shit is so solid it grunts “crab battle” on the way out”.
I assure you otherwise. I got that super test gene(not bragging, I actually hate almost every aspect of it). I have thick hair in my ear that I wave to wax once every other month or it would drive me crazy.
v08 strikes again
Me looking for my contacts.
They’re not in there, I promise!
You looked?
He checked manually. For about 10 minutes.
Didn’t even check the username before I hit reply. The correct person will see this even if I’m wrong.
Just checking out my pow-pow.
Tell danuta to get waxed but not the butt hole
Is there an American Dad! community on Lemmy yet? One of the subreddits I still miss…
