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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

my ideal relationship

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my ideal relationship

violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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  • lemmeerefugee@lemmy.zip
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    Pretty much my current relationship. (I’m not the one “being used” though.)

    Reality isn’t always as sexy though: Your moods won’t always be in sync and your libidos won’t always match. That’s just human. But those times it all matches are just magic.

    And for the other times: Open communication, toys and setting and respecting clear boundaries go a long way.

  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
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    knowing who posted this before even checking the username…

    • Lena@gregtech.eu
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      Lemmy stands on the shoulders of like 5 people with some uhhh interesting social media habits

      • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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        if adora and jessica stop posting, blahaj.zone might as well close.

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      • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
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        yes but thats kinda why it is so compfy around here

  • LumpyPancakes@piefed.social
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    I must be old. Sometimes I need sleep.

  • maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone
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    Hey there are four knuckles
    In between the thumb and pinky finger
    No wait, there are five

  • Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world
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    Same dude. Same.

  • outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app
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    Lol my wife would very much vibe to this but as i guy i have to say its very hard to switch between these all the time. Mostly if am in comfy wholesome Mode… dirty talk always feels super awkaward…

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    Of course it’s @violet08@lemmy.today

  • finder@sopuli.xyz
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    Tru

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    Just the left one. I’m taking this virginity to my grave and my impressively godlike asexuality cannot be stopped.

    But romance is so good.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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      You: but, what if we were just like REALLY good friends? Put that away please.

  • Mîm@lemmy.zip
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    Same, girl. Same. 😔

  • The Infinite Nematode@feddit.uk
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    Same, small furry creatures from Alpha Centuri. Same

  • Loaf@sh.itjust.works
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    Same y’all. Same.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Same, girl. Same.

  • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ah, Violet’s out posting again 😄

  • usernameless@piefed.social
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    Too forward to put in a dating profile or nah? 🤔

    • somethingDotExe@lemmy.world
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      I would be the correct amount of both scared and excited.

      • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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        Scaroused.

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