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minus-squaremushroommunk@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45arrow-down1·5 days agoGod forbid people know what they’re consuming in case it interferes with other things like their daily meds!
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·5 days agoGod forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down1·5 days agoGod forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner
minus-squareunalivejoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·5 days agoGod forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·5 days agoGod forbid manufacturers design deboners with a flared base. No, really. God forbid it.
minus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 days agoGod forbid they cant get the unflared deboner out and they have to do a radical prostectomy to fish the damn thing out
God forbid people know what they’re consuming in case it interferes with other things like their daily meds!
God forbid a person gets a boner lasting over four hours and has to visit the emergency room.
God forbid I have to be the guy in the emergency room who helps them deboner
God forbid they buy a deboner and have to go to the ER for an unrelated issue.
God forbid manufacturers design deboners with a flared base. No, really. God forbid it.
God forbid they cant get the unflared deboner out and they have to do a radical prostectomy to fish the damn thing out