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potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

It's not that complicated.

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It's not that complicated.

potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago
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  • raman_klogius@ani.social
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    If I live there on the peninsula and see tanker ships doing backflips over my head my reaction would be: “Oman.”

    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip
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      That’s rather chill reaction. For me, Iran.

      • RustyShackleford@piefed.social
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        And Iran, Iran so far away.

        • optional@sh.itjust.works
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          If they sold tickets for that show, I’d do buy.

          • tektite@slrpnk.net
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            It’s great on a sunny day, but… Bah!

            Rain.

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  • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I mean it’s not complicated, but I do worry about how fast the ship would have to travel for this to work.

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldOP
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      Let’s just get it done, okay?

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      At least fast enough to meet the buyer’s deadline, EZ.

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    just add wheels to the ships and make them drive over land

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    The plan seems dubaious.

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    deleted by creator

  • Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works
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    DO A BARREL ROLL!

    But really, unload and roll them barrels across.

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    :fitzcarraldo meme here:

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