- Trump rails against _____
- Stock price goes down
- Buy that stock
- Trump renegs
- Stock price goes up
- Profit
While this is ostensibly a sorely needed change, I’m also certain he’ll find a way to do it in a way that hurts people, doesn’t actually solve the problem or do what he’s saying it will do, and also makes himself a shitload of money.
Simple: They’ll reclassify as to what counts as a single family home.
Clearly, one family won’t be able to fit in a 1-bed, 1-bath shack. With 3 kids, they’ll need at least 4 bedrooms and 2 baths. Include the grandparents on both sides, and that’s 6 bedrooms, 4 baths. And for good measure, add a guest room with its own bathroom.
It makes perfect sense to reclassify a “single family home” as a 7-bed, 5-bath McMansion. Anything less is just a rental suite, obviously /s
Trump says he will
seek to ban institutional investors from buying single-family homesshake down institutional investors for protection money and then let them keep buying property in bulk…and it will conveniently fail spectacularly in Congress while trump claims that he’s helping the working class.
This will gain traction and then he’ll silently make a deal allowing the corpos even more control. MAGA will claim he already improved things and the rest of everyone can point at the corpos buying more homes and it won’t matter.
Rinse and repeat.





