Day 5?
Memes are at 9 hours. Day 5 is full erotic fanfic.
Even then I think you’re forgetting how fast some fanfic writers can type
doctor chuck tingle will have a full erotic broadway musical (that uses smoke machines, the fly rigging, and that little hole in the stage people fall through to hell? someone will human cannonball up out of it. all of that for the big end of act ii bigfoot orgy that releases the demonic gendernonconforming… dammit i forgot the term but half and half drag monarch of the damned. who ends up being better for us than our human leaders and all the bigfoots you know what maybe i should just write this thing) for us by day 5
Better than our human leaders? Agreed! I’m buying this idea!
Oh thank you I was 4 days deep into sleep deprivation delerium and forgot to bookmark that so I can copy it to my stupid smut song idea notebook
That’s nuts because that’s what I was about to do, just in a text file. I recently finished a war time song so I thought singing about trans demons being nice would be fun. Are you real?
Fuck I don’t even know anymore. How does I think therefore I am work with rocks that can talk without thinking. …is stockfish real?
I mean I’m human but it’s been a day
Well nurgle cultist run America’s healthcare.
And am convinced the burger lord serves chaos undivided. So this a demon world now.
Hail Eris, hail discordia, vote MAGA
Pretty sure some demons have an existential crisis watching the current world situation…
They cannot work in these conditions, not only are humans doing all the self destruction themselves without help, when they do manage to make a deal with someone mildly influential it often turns out they where cheated and the human had no soul to hand over to begin with.
But where did the Ghoul factory come from? Did they lose their soul or was it never there?
Demon 1: “I’m so fuckin bored… I have nothing to do.”
Demon 2: " I hear ya, man. My humans keep saying YOLO and doing coke. I asked for reassignment back to Hell."
Demon 1: “They just keep torturing each other. I don’t even have to tempt!”
Demon 2: “I tried to put lust in a barrister’s heart using this nancy fancy thing called the internet. That thing laughed at me. Laughed! Not even Our Prince has a soul so black! I could not find the heart!”
i’m going to plug my ears and hum “all the good bits of good omens come from Sir Terry” to myself for a minute and then think about Aziraphale and Crowley for a bit
I probably won’t read another book from gaiman, but there is so much from Pratchett in Good Omens that I will never renounce it. (And Pratchett himself said he wrote two third of it)
suddenly the angel and devil bickering feeling so real in that book, uh, oh gods. sir terry you were too good for this world.
