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Same, homie. Same.

Til, that makes this scene really ironic:

Seriously, pneumatic climate control can eat my whole ass

Two joints!

It’s from The Incredibles, the last scene when Dash (the super-fast kid) is in a school track foot race and the family is cheering him on, but he starts going a bit too fast and the family yells at him to slow down, go for a “close second”. This dude in the stands in front of them overheard and is like wtfuck.

Shocking, I know

It’s like putting a little salt in your sweets, the contrast only makes the sweetness stand out more.

Never been much into cobra flossing myself

That’s misinfo, snakes are cold-blooded

Before they started streaming everything we were maintaining a queue of DVDs and ripping each one onto a hardrive. Good times

Sponge boy the Bob

Sorry I don’t speak Polish

Gotta have pride to lose it!

Tbf, neither is a happy childhood

Tots dude. They’re basically cylindrical hashbrowns. You can eat them straight up with some sauce, throw them in a breakfast burrito, or use them as the base for a casserole

Whenever someone I talk to is surprised by the behavior of cops, I always remind them to think back to highschool and remember the kids that claimed “I’m gonna be a cop”, and how they thought of those kids. That’s why ACAB, it’s a profession that attracts the wrong folk, and even when it does pull in decent people they either get pushed out or become one of them to get by.

Not the f-word!

Honestly, yeah, my first thought is that I miss the Google and YouTube from 15 years ago

GET MAD!